I met josh franceschi again today and while me and my friends were waiting some girl started crying to josh and all he said was ‘she’s just crying because I’m not as attractive in person as she thought I was’
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
taking off your clothes like
the picture won’t load but I assume this is “surprise bitch”
in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS POST
oh honey no